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5 Reasons Why You Don’t Need Life Insurance
5 Reasons Why You Don’t Need Life Insurance

5 Reasons Why You Don’t Need Life Insurance

by Tuesday, February 26, 2019

You probably thought the title was a typo. It’s not. If you check only one of these 5 reasons, you definitely don’t need life insurance. So, shall we begin?

Reason 1: Your family has so much of money, you make out beds of them

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The main reason why one would apply for life insurance is to provide for their family after they are no more. If you have so much money that you line your toilet with RM50 notes, why would you need life insurance? Can’t relate. Next!

Reason 2: You are a superhero, and heal like Wolverine

Life insurance? Bah! Only humans need it – not you! If you are secretly Superman (or part of the Avengers) and you heal in a matter of seconds, you are clearly not at risk of dying as easily as us normal human beings. Go on, save the world – forget about life insurance!

Reason 3: You are immortal

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Sorry – even if you wanted to buy life insurance, you fall under our exclusion list. We cannot sell life insurance to someone who can’t die. Please enjoy your immortal life, and let us know if 1000 years from now, Netflix still exists.

Reason 4: You have saved up a fortune from years of work

Your family may not know, but you have a Swiss Bank account with *coughcough 2.6 billion saved up. You’re basically Walter White from Breaking Bad! Instead of life insurance, you need to give us financial management lessons instead.

Reason 5: You literally have no life

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Are you a ghost? A zombie? We’re sorry – please see Reason 3. You’re dead. Please go back to where you came from. We have enough nightmares.

However, if none of these reasons apply to you, you definitely need to check out our online term life insurance, eLife Protector. Go on, check it out here: https://www.axa.com.my/buy/term-life-insurance-malaysia/purchase?id=nCGC8Zwtra

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